Saturday 7 October 2000

Narrator: Behold the aftermath of a field interrogation...

Schlock: Thank you for the info about the guards. Now stay put.

Jud: Mmph mmble mph, mm moo.

Schlock: (thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to quietly take down four guards.

SFX: (looking, maybe) Peeeeeeek

Schlock: (thinking) Correction: Eight guards.

Jud: (thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to untie myself and sound the alarm.

Footnote: Bonus Strip

Narrator: Well, Mister Schlock, are you ready to try out the new voice?

Schlock: Sure.

Schlock: Ahem. Check, Check, Testing... How's it sound out there?

Narrator: Perfect. Let's see here... Ennesby, you're next.

Ennesby: Testing. Hee-Hee. Resistance is futile! Prepare to be asinine!

Narrator: That's the wrong voice.

Ennesby: But I like it. It's so... so... me.

Narrator: ...And the word is "assimilated."

Schlock: No, he got it right. It's asinine.