Saturday 21 October 2000

Saturday October 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!

Narrator: The prosecution's case hangs on loose change:

Brad: Ummm, I don't know if this will help, but you don't have to pay to get stuff out of the vending machine.

SFX: (Brad beating the machine) WAP RAP POUND PAT-PAT

SFX: (Vending machine gives a can) K'THUNK

Breya: Hah! See? It's not a vending machine. It's an I.Q. test. Now get off my ship!

Tagon: Huh. I always put money in it.

Breya: I'm tired of this. The defense rests.